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When a dude grows a beard, but it really just ends up looking scraggly and nasty, as if he had
grown pubes on his chin instead of a manly beard. (Pronounced: pew-beard)
Dude, did you see the pubeard on John? He needs to shave that nasty shit right now!
I want to include a picture of the beard that inspired it but I have a feeling it might get back to him so I will not. Just Google 'pubes for beard' if you want a visual.
Happy Hump Day!