Friday, May 13, 2011

I'm the Best Girlfriend Evar

Justin is always telling me what an awesome girlfriend I am, and asking me how it's possible that I became so amazing and awesome. It wasn't easy, let me tell you. But after he asked me enough I thought that I should probably put together a blog post so that other women may follow in my footsteps in an attempt to be amazingly awesome as well. It's worked really well for me so far, so it must be good, right?

1.) Make sure you have some kind of alcohol in your system at all times.


1a.) For those nights that you have a LOT of alcohol in your system (which should be most nights), make sure you either a.) break down and cry about something REALLY stupid, b.) get angry and start a fight over something REALLY stupid, or c.) get so inebriated that your boyfriend has to get you off the kitchen floor to go to bed. Having to take care of you makes him feel super manly and protective.


2.)Insist on going out to eat almost every night of the week and then complain about how fat you are. Men love getting the opportunity to reaffirm you and build your confidence up. You should complain about your body once every hour or so; more if you're eating.

3.) Belch, pretty much nonstop. Make sure to do so in the middle of a conversation, while watching a scary movie, or while talking with his grandmother on the phone. He will appreciate your willingness to be gassy in front of him cause it shows you're being 'real'.


4.) Do not cook anything. Ever, ever, ever. If you do slip up and cook dinner one night make sure that it tastes terrible. Your boyfriend be endeared to you because you are such a dumbass in the kitchen. That's super cute.
That is a real pancake I tried to make last year. The dog won't even eat it. 
5.) If he's a computer geek like my boyfriend, force him to download such artists as Avril Lavigne, Lady Gaga, and Miley Cyrus. Then sing to them LOUDLY while you are driving somewhere together. He loves to hear your singing voice and will probably fall more in love with you.


6.)  Speaking of driving, make him drive everywhere. He'll feel much more manly when he's chauffeuring driving you around town. Don't give him any gas money either, he'll feel like you're emasculating him.


7.) Instead of letting him play video games at night, insist on watching a romantic movie, or perhaps a movie from your childhood. I just bought The Last Unicorn on Blueray but I think I'll wait until the next time he wants to play Call of Duty to spring it on him. He'll love your spontaneity and girly soft side, even if he pretends not to.


8.) Shower two or three times a week at best. Your man loves your 'natural smell'. After two or three days you'll have natural smell in SPADES! Bonus points if you go for a week at a time.

9.) Bring home a 118lb dog with a brain the size of a walnut and all the commen sense that implies. Do a poor job of training him as a puppy and let your boyfriend handle him when you're out in public so that if your dog acts like an asshole the boyfriend can take the blame for it. Of course he'd never want you to look bad so this is totally cool with him.

Obviously the pick of the litter. 

10.) Don't shave your legs from September to April. Let those gams grow some hair. This will make your boyfriend feel manly and primal when he sees your silky leg fur blowing gently in the breeze. If your legs do not resemble small pine trees you are doing something wrong.


Good luck ladies! Please, if you follow this guide, send me your pictures / success stories! A system has to be proven to be accepted!

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82 comments:

  1. I love love lover the last unicorn and belching.

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  2. Megan - Who DOESN'T? I mean, really.

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  3. Haha pine trees ROFL. And yes the last unicorn one of my favorite parts of childhood along with a whole load of animation movies (disney + pixar etc).

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  4. mizanon - Is that like miss anonymous? You've cut the possibilities of you can be down by HALF! And I totally watched a shitload of Disney Movies, but Pixar didn't get big until I was 'too old' for kid movies. ALSO an indicator that you are under 26. Damn, I should be a fucking detective I'm so fucking smart.

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  5. Love it! I'll begin applying these principles immediately.
    I have never seen last unicorn, I'll demand that geeky boyfriend downloads it next time he's on the computer.

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  6. It took me 10 years before I was able to belch and fart freely in front of my husband. You are obviously WAY ahead of the game, and I should be taking notes or something.

    However, I do make him watch Disney movies on VHS, so there's that.

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  7. hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, yes, I too am an awesome girlfriend apparently! hehe

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  8. Krickette - You know honestly it has been so long and there has been so much booze flowing through my body I really don't remember anything about The Last Unicorn other than I loved it as a child. You watch it and I'll make my boyfriend watch it and we'll reconviene and see if it was good.
    Angela - I make no bones about the fact that I am not much of a lady. That being said I just recently had to get over my fear of farting in front of my boyfriend because it was causing me some terribly wicked stomach aches so I finally just started letting them rip. It took about 2 years. And I LOVE that not only do you make your husband watch Disney movies, but on VHS. I'm pretty sure my boyfriend would have an aneurysm if I tried to get him to watch VHS.
    Jessica - Um DUUUUUH you're engaged!! OBVIOUSLY you already have the tricks of the trade down pat!

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  9. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Again!

    I almost spit out my chocolate cake at 'more if you're eating' on # 2!!!!!

    really my eyes are still watering from laughing so hard at all of this. Do you think guys like smeary eyed girls that laugh uncontrollably at computer screens?

    'cause I could maybe get real lucky right about now.

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  10. Oh, and feel free to delete one of the five villion of the same comments I left because I swore Blogger was against me and didn't send it (-:

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  11. I'll make it easier for you. We just tweeted ( if that's the word for conversation haha). And yes that's what it means, I couldn't think of anything original. And nonsense! You can never be too old for Pixar!! And oui I am under 26 =P Spot on miz detective.

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  12. Mrsblogalot - Hahaha that would be a MAJOR foul to spit out chocolate cake as it is delicious and probably nutritious as well. That's what I tell myself when I eat it. I KNOW they love it when your makeup is smeared because that's pretty much all my makeup ever is. Sometimes I even wash my face when I get home and let him deal with looking at me sans makeup. And you only got two comments and they shall both abide.

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  13. mizanon - I KNOW WHO YOU AAAAAARE. I don't get enough tweets that I couldn't figure it out. Don't worry mizanon, your secret is safe with me.

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  14. Eeeeeeeeeewwwww! But you crack me up!

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  15. This seems to run counter to everything I've ever known.

    I think I need to reevaluate my-

    What's that? Text message! Let's see... *checks phone* ohmigod funny! *chuckles to self, ignores looks from bystanders*

    What was I doing? Shaving my legs?

    I get confused and distracted. Sorry.

    PS how did you get a picture of CoD screen up in a picture? Your technological wizardry is astounding.

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  16. Riot Kitty - Good? I hope? Lol. Just think of me as a really butch girl or something.
    Caleb - It happens man, it happens all the time. I get confused and lost and end up shaking and cold hiding in someone's recycle bin beside the road. It's nothing to be ashamed of. I used Gimp (it's free) to do that; I start everything off in Paint and then add the shading and any pictures I didn't create (i.e. the CoD and LU pictures) using Gimp. Voilia! You too can make shit-tastic pictures like me!

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  17. You're drunk right now, right? You actually mean the opposite of what you said...right?? God that pancake looked good!

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  18. Love the not shaving the legs from Sept. to April. You could put braids in the hair for the holidays. Now that's something I want to see! haha You're too funny.

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  19. That was too damn funny. The funniest thing I've read (or seen) in a while...
    What a catch!

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  20. I also find it's helpful to ask as many questions as possible during sporting events, especially during key points in the game. (oh, and don't wait for commercials. You know how men love commercials.) The man in your life will be flattered you love the same things he does, and honored by your obvious appreciation of his intellect and wealth of sports knowledge.

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  21. Last night my husband called me "sasquatch" after his leg brushed up against mine in bed. That's right, I rock.

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  22. I have a female friend that after a mid-conversation, 3-second belch while out at a bar, we felt we had to administer a Guy Test to see if she was really a girl. I'm still working on the questions though, so any help is appreciated.

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  23. High-larious post, loved the illustrations. I haven't read much of you but will be back for more, great stuff!

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  24. Totally gonna go gay for you now, yup, switchin' teams as I type...

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  25. I promise to work on the leg hair thing.
    And I'm definitely going to sit in the back seat with my head hanging out the window while my husband drives. I think the windblown look will only add to my hotness.

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  26. So like um... that picture of you riding in the backseat and him driving? that has been my life since like October, because our seat belt up front is totally broken and we haven't gotten it fixed since then.

    Also, my husband actually does love my natural smell and leg hair, they can be totally acclimated to our laziness :D

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  27. Chuck - Haha! I am drunk right now. Well, maybe not drunk, maybe just residual hung over. I already talked about this though, you know that I am. But thanks, next time I cook pancakes I'll send one to you! :-D
    Bouncin' Barb - Ohhh ya! And weave beads into it and such! Except the only thing is once it gets to a certain length it's like it stops growing. So far I haven't been able to braid it but maybe I just need to give it more time.
    Pat - Thanks! And - I know right? My boyfriend is SO lucky.
    Hollis H. Notgrass - Hahaha! That's an EXCELLENT one! I didn't even think of that, probably because it's not football season. I will have to make sure that I step up my game (pun totally intended) on that one because I definitely have been slacking on asking lots of questions during games. Thanks!
    Lindsey - It sounds like we might be cut from the same cloth Lindsey. Rock on girl fran, rock on.
    bluzdude - That is AWESOME. That is a chick with some class right there. I'm not really sure what kind of questions you should ask though, because she might catch on to you and just lie. Does she have boobies? Boobies are an excellent indicator. Or tight pants - if she wears really tight pants you can look for the hidden package. Good luck!
    Lazarus - Awesome! Thanks for stopping by! I hope I can live up to your standards because my own are pretty low, obviously :-D
    GoofyGirl - Hahahahah. I'm so irresistible I turn totally straight girls into lez-beans. That is gold right thurr! I can't say I blame you though, I am so hot it startles everyone.
    Sandra - Don't lie to me Sandra, I highly doubt your hot gams ever have hair on them. You probably don't even know what body hair is. But I totally agree on the windblown hotness. I like to do this when it is raining and we are going out into a public place. Justin loves it too.
    greengeekgirl - Hahahahahaha awww that is SO CUTE and hilarious. You should get your hubby a little hat to wear when he drives!! People will think you've hired a driver and will think you're famous and throw diamonds at you. I'm pretty sure that's what people do when they see famous people. And I think Justin is pretty blase on the leg hair, so I can get away with it until I want to wear shorts and he also likes my 'natural smell'. I'm not kidding either. I read an article once that said you SHOULDN'T shower that often because you're washing off your natural oils and pheromones and guys actually like to smell your skin and not chemicals. Works well for me because I hate doing my hair. Haha!

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  28. You are right on girl - that's exactly how I snagged my hubby and we've been married just over 21 years - God I'm old!
    I don't see how Justin could survive without you and your adoring ways. It's amazing that you haven't been married for years!!! Being the wife is even better as you can belch and FART non-stop!

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  29. I don't think this works on husbands! I haven't shaved since 2005 and we aren't the Duggars yet.

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  30. This could not be spot on. Bra. Vo. Really. How do you think I landed my husband? You two will be married with a brood in no time! :)

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  31. laughingmom - Wow, then I am doing SOMETHING right! And I've already got the belching and farting down (although my belching outweighs my farting by at least 4x). And I'm pretty sure he can't survive without me, I mean, how could he go on after knowing how awesome I am?
    Nicole - Hahahahaha. Have you tried braiding the leg hair? What about rubbing your legs on his face while he sleeps? And besides, do you really want to be the Duggars? I gotta imagine that Mom Duggar is feeling a little worn out.
    Liz - I'm not in any hurry for a brood, not.at.all. I at least know that my techniques are on so when I'm ready to bag that husband I can really lay into the guy. :-D

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  32. You mean there are people that shave between October and March??? (I cut the season short a month at beginning and end, because Texas is hellishly hot and I'd die if I had that much hair on my legs in September or April...we spent April in the 90s, and often we spend September in the 90s too)

    I am sure you know who I am, is it is pretty obvious that Ashley is the same person as Ashley, except for the fact that there are a thousand Ashleys, but as far as your realm of twitter and blogger, I think I'm the Ashley. THE Ashley. Haha.

    I got the complaining about how fat I am thing down pat. I just ate a double fudge cookie dough blizzard, though I swore I was going on a diet, and wasn't really hungry. I can't help that my dad went to Dairy Queen and brought one home, and I had to eat it, out of appreciation for all he does for me....

    As for making sounds....I can't do that. I would prefer if we really (truly) had something like this >> Watch this

    I still have a VHS. I still remember the advent of Pixar, and I'm younger than 26....maybe I just have a good memory?

    I ♥ you Cake Betch

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  33. PS if you must have alcohol in your system at all times, then of course, being a responsible person such as yourself, you must have him drive you everywhere :D

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  34. ♥α§Ñ’£Îµ¥™♥ - OMG Ashley I accidentally deleted your last comment so I had to surf the interwebz forever to fix it because I was like, 'OH NOES I DON'T WANT HER TO THINK I'M NOT APPROVING HER COMMENT!' Lol.
    And my mom said she shaves her legs EVERY TIME SHE SHOWERS. I would probably have drowned myself in the shower if I had to shave them every time I showered. And you are totally THE Ashley. You go THE Ashley!
    I ate ice cream today too and wasn't even that hungry, but damn if it wasn't delicious. Then I got a super duper grilled cheese and a Buckeye latte which probably has like a bazillion calories. Honestly I complain about my weight but I can't believe I haven't put more back on. I used to have Blizzards like every day though. Delicious.
    I am currently at said coffee shop and I don't have headphones so I can't watch the video but I will make sure to do so the minute I get home. <3's you too Ashley!

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  35. Hey woman, you have an award. I gave it to you. !!!!

    lol

    Unfortunately, my weight gain is not bad-diet induced...it's medication induced, which makes it 10x harder to lose, maybe even 100x harder. You see, I'm bipolar, and all those meds make it almost impossible to lose weight. Plus I have a bad thyroid and I'm anemic, which makes me feel shitty and sluggish. I usually actually have a pretty good diet (last night's blizzard was actually unusual), just a bad metabolism and tons of medications that make me gain weight (I now need to lose 90lb)

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  36. ♥α§Ñ’£Îµ¥™♥ - Thanks! Haha. And THAT SUCKS. I had a girlfriend that was diabetic and took shots in her stomach and she was in the same boat. Losing weight is hard enough, let alone when you've got to deal with all kinds of meds on top of it :-( I can see from your profile picture though that you're a pretty girl so I wouldn't worry about it too much. I just do what I can now but eating makes me happy so I just try to balance the healthy (haha yea right) and the not so healthy.

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  37. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she's back. :o)

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  38. theShyNarcissist - For now. Don't jinx me! I don't want to feel like I have responsibilities or anything.

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  39. Oh, so this is why I'm single. I need to stop shaving my legs...and armpits. Guys like to pick bugs out from a girl's hair, right?

    Whenever I manage to get a boyfriend, I'll try all these stunts on him and be a spokesperson for your program.

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  40. Gosh you're good at art, I'm super jealous. The drunky triptych made me laugh audibly.

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  41. ShanimalsCrackers - I'm not sure about all bugs, but crabs and lice for sure. I think the soft yet scratchy feel of it against his own hairy legs are a nice break from all that overrated smoothness. Good luck landing your man! Let me know how it goes! Maybe we'll make a Powerpoint slide of it and travel around the country.
    Steam Me Up, Kid - Well you're fucking good at English because I had no idea what the fuck triptych even meant. I was all like, "is that even a word?" and "is she drunk? using a phone with autocorrect?" No. No, just better at stringing together words to make nice sentences than Tara. I think you got me beat.

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  42. I think I'm pretty close to being the best girlfriend ever, as I've done pretty much all of those things. Except the dog, instead I dog-sit a dog and do the same thing, just not an everyday thing :)

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  43. Rachel - My sister's name is Rachel and she comments sometimes and when I went to approve the comment I was like, "YOU NEVER BURP OR DRINK OR CUSS OR SING IN THE CAR". Lol Nevermind. Wrong Rachel. But since you DO do all these things, you are a 'cool Rachel', unlike my sister Rachel. I hope she doesn't read this, cause she thinks she's cool (but she's a nerd). All you have left to do is get yourself a really stupid dog. Good luck!

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  44. Um, are you dating my husband, too? :)

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  45. Cheryl - Hahaha nope, he is all yours. Speaking of which, shouldn't you be off banging him, you being a newlywed and all? And did you follow all the rules that I listed? Is that how you landed him?

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  46. I follow these rules 100% and it, um, worked? Shocking? And he's in New Jersey right now for work, wtf right? :)

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  47. Cheryl - Ohh girl, you shaved for the wedding didn't you? Didn't you. Did you not get drunk enough at the reception? You started a fight on your wedding night right? Please tell me that you did.

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  48. hehe. Ok. But you do realize that ignoring responsibilities is part and parcel of being an awesome girlfriend... #jussayin :D

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  49. theShyNarcissist - Haha that's a very good point, and I for sure ignore my responsibilities around Justin, but I mean my responsibilities HERE. :-D

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  50. This is off the subject but I like your black and white checkered floor in the picture with the burnt pancake. It has a 50’s vibe to it and I love that!

    thebluntonion.blogspot.com

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  51. Your pancake looks like something I would make. I mean, something that would come out when I try to make something.

    Oh wait, that sounds bad

    I mean, it looks like what something would look like if I tried to cook. I think the point I'm trying to get across is that I can't cook. I patted myself on the back for being able to cook a box of macaroni and cheese without burning the noodles or the water (although my dad (seriously) ran over to the burner thinking I had caught the cheese on fire, thinking he was going to have to grab our fire extinguisher that is still in the box). Um. I think I'll stick to microwaving noodles for now. Just no foil. Er. Maybe I'll just stick to letting someone else cook for me. Haha.

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  52. the Onion Girl - it's cute isn't it? Our landlady did the entire kitchen to look sort of 40's-ish because that's when the kitchen was built (it didn't originally have a kitchen OR bathroom). The sink is original and massive and she painted everything black, white, or red. I loved it.
    ♥α§Ñ’£Îµ¥™♥ - I can't cook either. Seriously. Every so often I'll make something that is passable but for the most part I can't do it and I don't like to do it. I love going out to eat and sitting around relaxing, drinking beer, and chatting rather than rushing around the house for an hour cooking food that isn't even that great and then you get to clean up afterwards. Not much fun.

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  53. Okay, so the first time I read this I was a little apprehensive about posting my comment (will I be banned? Or will I be embraced with open cyber arms?), that although I laughed like a school girl (I was doing that anyway... but I did it EVEN HARDER!) I didn't have the mental capacity to realize how alike you and I really are.

    The only difference being that these are the exact same reasons why my last boyfriend is now my ex-boyfriend. Though, it could have something to do with the fact that while in the midst of number 1, I was also drunk dialing my ex ex-boyfriend.

    Still, you'd think my natural smell would have more than made up for it.

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  54. bschooled - Natural smell can work wonders, but when one man smells a natural smell of another man's natural smell, that usually means the jig is up. Meh! And I will NEVER turn you away, my cyber arms are always open for a cyper sister! Ohh that sounds kinda kinky and sexual. Maybe it isn't..... or is it?? I don't know, now I'm fucking confused myself.

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  55. so... maybe this is why I am on marriage # 2?


    picklesinmyass.blogspot.com

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  56. I want to date you, I want to hug you, I want to kiss you---wait--I used that last week on someone on FB! MY Bad--but this was a totally sexy post! And I'm married! Girl--You still GOTS IT!!!!

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  57. Mrs. Pickle - Did you not follow these rules the first time around?? If you did follow them then you obviously had a dud. It's okay, it happens. They're called "Starter Husbands" these days.
    John McElveen - Oh John you're such a flatterer! Wait, you used it on SOMEONE ELSE? So you're not sincere!? You've broken my heart John. Broken.My.Heart. I'm taking my hairy legs and morning breath ELSEWHERE.

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  58. I now have my goals set for the next year.

    P.S.
    pedicured toe nails cancel out hairy beast legs....I think.

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  59. Jotter Girl - That's a bit of a faux paux. I actually used to do a french manicure on my toenails but that went out the window once Justin and I had been dating for a few months. He told me a few days ago that the first time he saw that he thought I was a 'prissy bitch'. Hahaha.

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  60. Haha,I am having a difficult time commenting because I don't know what to say. That was funny. Justin sounds like quite a character with some quirky turn-ons. My fiance pulls a couple of these....especially 2,3,4,5 and 7.

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  61. Rico Swaff - I see that I've rendered you speechless. See? My techniques are infallible! And your fiance sounds like a keeper, you better hang on to that one!
    PS - Yes, Justin is a total weirdo freak. It takes a special kind of guy to not run screaming in terror from me.

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  62. Damn I always lose the good ones! Why can't I keep my keyboard shut!!!!

    Love ya gal!

    J

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  63. John McElveen - You broughten this on yourself, John. That'll teach you to run around wooing women with the same pick up line! :-D

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  64. The not shaving thing totally worked! I was like "Oh no, you can't touch my legs, I haven't shaved!"
    *fluttery eyes*
    and boyfriend was like "Can I feel?" I then seductively threw my leg on top of him and he was all like "The hair is so soft." and "I thought it would be worse" I have taken the last comment to mean I mustn't shave for another couple of months. I totally read inbetween the lines.

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  65. I love your blog. I found it some half-assed way and then laughed said ass off, unfortunately metaphorically, because said ass is still large. Sent this post to my husband and he said, "You're perfect just the way you are--you don't need to pick up any of these tips!" So I guess that means I can keep on not shaving my legs or my pits pretty much year-round (and I live in San Jose, so beat that with a stick)...I suggest waxing instead of shaving, and making the manbeast pay for it. Then you have to wait until the hair is a certain length before you can do anything again, and the hair must grow! I also recommend trimming pit hair with his beard trimmer.

    And makeup? I laugh! My man finds the sight of makeup so foreign on my face he thinks I look like a painted whore if I wear any. (No, honey, people really do wear this stuff...I look perfectly normal for a 40-year-old goth chick.)

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  66. Chelsey - HAHAHAHA I've done that too! Once it gets long enough it IS soft. LOLOL. Justin already told me he didn't care so that gave me free reign to only shave if I wear shorts (and I never wear shorts).
    Maureen M - Thanks! Ee! I love hearing that I've made someone laugh. And HAHAHA! You've obviously done something right because you've snagged one of those elusive beasts known as husbands. I still wear makeup pretty often but I used to go MONTHS before my boyfriend could see me without it, now I really don't give a shit. I still do my hair too (at least two times a week). I'm sure things will just go downhill from here though.

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  67. Are you KIDDING ME. I just interrupted Neil from Call Of Duty so that he would download Dot and the Kangaroo for me.

    Not one word of a lie.

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  68. I love when my woman gets all hairy and gassy. Throw a penis on that and you've got the ultimate woman.

    What?

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  69. Chelle - What is Dot and the Kangaroo? I've never even heard of this. Is this a show that I should force Justin to download and watch?
    A Beer for the Shower - Hahahahaha. I won't say anything if you don't.

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  70. Uh... YEAH. It was made in Australia in the 70s and features poor animation over FILM FOOTAGE.

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  71. I was a little unsure about why I was going to fail my exams until this post. I will be reading back posts for the next 7 days. Somebody...Last Unicorn...help me...please?!! (ps...love your blog!)

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  72. Chelle - OH WOW. I'll have to see if I can find it on Netflicks! It sounds awful! Lol, I tried to look it up on Rotten Tomatoes and there are no ratings for it.
    Bourgeoise - Don't fail your exams, all my crap is going to be right here whether everyone likes it or not! Lol :-D

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  73. Haha, this is hilarious! I actually ask multitudes of questions during sporting events as well. I am pretty sure my boyfriend loves it! :D

    And, that is a great idea for the next time the man wants to do an all-night CoD session!!!

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  74. May 15, 3:12 PM is where I mentioned that I gave the award to you. I guess I should have been more specific so you didn't think it was on twitter? I just mentioned that I gave you an award, but back then, I wasn't so popular. I talk about it like I'm a superstar now. I get most of my traffic from you, though. Seriously, at least half my traffic comes from you. I applaud and thank you. I love you. You are my hero. I want to one day have as many comments as you. PS the comment is on this blog. That's why I made the response on this blog, although the mention of not being able to find the mention of the award is on the next blog, where I moan and bitch about you not mentioning it. >.< haha. I'm such a dork. xx (still have unshaven legs, what a crime in June when it's 100+ outside, but I'm 50lb heavier than last year, and no suit that fits, so I'm German white too) (yes, German is now a shade of white) (because I said so) (don't be mad, because I don't think I'm a dick, or at least I hope not) (if you don't tell me you responded, I'll probably forget which blog to check for responses, because I'm an airhead like that)

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  75. Martinezster - Sorry it took so long to reply, I somehow missed this comment :-(
    I tend to not ask a ton of questions because I don't really care that much and if you get a guy that's really into it he won't shut up. If I don't want to hear the life story of something (even not sports related) I won't ask :-D
    ♥α§Ñ’£Îµ¥™♥ - I don't think I thought it was on Twitter, I just plain forgot that you gave it to me. May was a pretty bad month for me mentally. And yay! I'm glad that you're getting traffic from my site :-) And I went back and looked at the May 15th blog and then the one after it and didn't see you bitching (it was about Harold Camping). Did you delete it? I can't find a suit that fits either. Bathing suits are bitches :-(

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  76. Naw I made a comment on here on May 15. That's why I commented here, silly. It's alright though. All is forgiven....we all go through tough times and I could tell May was pretty...rocky. And yeaaaa bathing suits suck, especially since I gained so much damn weight, and I plan on losing it, and I'm actually in the process of losing some (7lb in 3 weeks, not a lot, but it's something!!)

    You don't want to know my life story? Really? (reading from the other part of your comment, so you're not like WTF is she talking about???)....

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  77. ♥α§Ñ’£Îµ¥™♥ - Ahhh I get it. And yea, May was very rocky. June has been sort of rocky, but okay.

    And I firmly believe that slower is better. I lost 60lbs but it took me three years and I've gained some of it back :-( It just takes time and dedication and patience.

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  78. hahaha I randomly came across your site! awesome post!! cute drawings too!! lmao will share this with my friends!!

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  79. nina - Cool! Glad to have you!! And thanks :-D

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