tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post5093607425090104732..comments2023-05-30T03:19:26.878-07:00Comments on The Hot Mess Chronicles: Voluntary Vehicular ManslaughterCake Betchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comBlogger73125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-72840208013259954272012-06-03T09:56:06.397-07:002012-06-03T09:56:06.397-07:00Anonymous - I think a lot of people feel this way ...<b>Anonymous</b> - I think a lot of people feel this way and are just too nice to admit it. Let alone draw it. Lol. And yes, I drive an Eclipse :-DCake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-80066069262287805822012-06-02T10:01:45.604-07:002012-06-02T10:01:45.604-07:00No, you're not a complete psychopath... I have...No, you're not a complete psychopath... I have the same feeling about this guys, especially about this old peoples whose extremely slowly crosses the roads.. By the way.. If you own this beautiful Eclipse, big thumb up for you ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-81291690337241474882012-01-30T11:14:41.494-08:002012-01-30T11:14:41.494-08:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.busana muslimhttp://toko-baju-muslim.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-58829295339349459922011-08-13T06:47:15.725-07:002011-08-13T06:47:15.725-07:00Amen to the last sentence. That's all I have t...Amen to the last sentence. That's all I have to say, which, you know, for me, is rare. Amen.♥α§ђ£ε¥™♥https://www.blogger.com/profile/16595632956946407806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-38591193049259406182011-08-12T21:42:31.531-07:002011-08-12T21:42:31.531-07:00In Bed with Married Women - I am so sorry, I don&#...<b>In Bed with Married Women</b> - I am so sorry, I don't know how I missed this comment, but I feel like a big dick for not seeing it. Thankfully Ashley came along and commented and now I've seen it.<br /><br />Anyway, yes, I have a feeling that hitting people with my car would be therapeutic. Actually it would probably be horribly traumatic, but at least a girl can pretend right? :-D<br /><br /><b>♥α§ђ£ε¥™♥</b> - Most of my driving is highway but living in the city means that I encounter a LOT of pedestrians. A lot. When I lived in the suburbs it wasn't a problem because no one walks there because nothing is located centrally, but inside the city people are all hip and healthy and walk a lot and shit. It's terrible. <br /><br />Other drivers are just as terrible but I already wrote a blog about that (it was one of my first actually, and I thought it was pretty funny, but I had like 3 readers at the time). In fact I pretty much hate everything have to do with the car and other drivers and if <i> I</i> could walk everywhere easily I probably would.Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-33899398522213786572011-08-12T18:59:10.734-07:002011-08-12T18:59:10.734-07:00Love it :)
I don't encounter walking people m...Love it :)<br /><br />I don't encounter walking people much because a majority of my driving is highway driving.<br /><br />The ones that bother me are: a) the ones walking & talking on their phone or texting with no awareness of their surroundings in a busy area, i.e. on campus; b) people who start crossing when there's a no crossing sign, see you, then stop and look at you in a daze; c) people who cross in the middle of effing nowhere because there's no crosswalk or light (there's no crosswalk for a reason!!) and d) people who take their damn time like I have nowhere to go. I'm very good at holding in my anger and disgust, thankfully. <br /><br />They get worse, here, when they're in a car...in Ft. Worth, people are either horrible or horribly rude drivers. Forget southern hospitality, this is the highway. No games, no respect. All I can do is air in my car and listen to some loud music and/or curse at them. I find car-aoke very therapeutic.<br /><br />~Ashley~♥α§ђ£ε¥™♥https://www.blogger.com/profile/16595632956946407806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-60156736777287962682011-07-22T14:20:40.834-07:002011-07-22T14:20:40.834-07:00I love how your vindictive glee comes through in d...I love how your vindictive glee comes through in drawing the annoying biker's unfortunate demise. perhaps you've stumbled upon a promising therapeutic technique?in bed with married womenhttp://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-45017342890248260292011-07-18T19:33:39.064-07:002011-07-18T19:33:39.064-07:00Peevie Juice - The next time I'm in India and ...<b>Peevie Juice</b> - The next time I'm in India and driving and you happen to be in the road and wearing yellow and I recognize you in person I will run you over. And that's a promise.Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-32348846220738765632011-07-18T13:25:31.130-07:002011-07-18T13:25:31.130-07:00People wearing YELLOW?!
God. Kill me when you see...People wearing YELLOW?! <br />God. Kill me when you see me next time on the road okay.R.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16097002006043996862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-8319169364272168782011-07-17T10:20:07.761-07:002011-07-17T10:20:07.761-07:00Veggiemacabre - Aww thanks!! :-D They're not t...<b>Veggiemacabre</b> - Aww thanks!! :-D They're not totally Paint though, I downloaded GIMP and have been using that pretty often. It's like a steroid version of Paint but falling apart before it gets to Photoshop. I can do transparencies and shading and stuff like that with it so it comes in handy :-)Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-48458889835360263282011-07-17T07:09:16.095-07:002011-07-17T07:09:16.095-07:00Simply brilliant. My mS Paint skills makes me feel...Simply brilliant. My mS Paint skills makes me feel like the handwriting of a Jeopardy contestant.<br /><br />(In voice of Sloth from Goonies) "What is the Mississippi River."<br /><br />That probably didn't make as much sense as it does when I speak it. Anyway, you skills are one to be envied.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-7991336925398958712011-07-15T13:59:07.358-07:002011-07-15T13:59:07.358-07:00A Beer for the Shower - LOL Thank you! There is no...<b>A Beer for the Shower</b> - LOL Thank you! There is no such thing as an unflattering shout out. Well, I guess if you were like, "This fat dumb bitch is the worst blogger in the entire world and I hope she falls off a cliff" that might hurt my feelings. But comparing yourself to me in stinkiness does not. I am a very stinky individual, Bonnaroo or not. I can't help it! Well, I could probably shower more often. But who has time for personal hygiene these days?Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-20506513691296036612011-07-15T11:15:46.623-07:002011-07-15T11:15:46.623-07:00Though it's not much, I wanted to let you know...Though it's not much, I wanted to let you know that I gave you the most unflattering shout out possible today. And also possibly set up a competition if you think you can out do me.A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-58203782463131653832011-07-15T08:28:14.597-07:002011-07-15T08:28:14.597-07:00John McElveen - Hey, you're not a paramedic an...<b>John McElveen</b> - Hey, you're not a paramedic anymore right? GAME ON! I am special, and I do have special needs (like coffee all day long and sugar on demand). I'm back in my funk too, which is a regular occurrence I guess. But welcome back! Hope you're feeling better.<br /><br /><b>justmakingconvo</b> - Cameltoe - check. And yes! I will definitely start a greeting card company with you!<br />On a related note, I used to take drawing classes. One of our 'assignments' was to draw a greeting card. So I cut a hole out of the front of the card and drew a really beautiful woman in the box and then made her enormous and covered in warts and clothes that were too small outside the picture. So, from the outside it appeared that she was beautiful, but she was terrifying on the inside. <br />I showed it to one of my classmates thinking it was hilarious and he looked at it and wrinkled his nose and handed it back to me. My type of humor was obviously too refined for his tastes.Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-91892987102167632182011-07-15T07:07:45.816-07:002011-07-15T07:07:45.816-07:00Your kicktastic drawings delight my ocular organs ...Your kicktastic drawings delight my ocular organs like nothing else on this planet. I say we take advantage of your talents by starting a greeting card business. 50/50. I'll be in charge of logistics. (Whatever that means.)<br /><br />ps. When you run over the yellow girl in the unitard, make sure you hit her smack in her cameltoe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-15964449269285182932011-07-14T12:35:32.537-07:002011-07-14T12:35:32.537-07:00May copy, paste, print this for my wall as a chec...May copy, paste, print this for my wall as a check off list! As a Paramedic I used to have to save these a-holes. NOW--I want to kill them!<br /><br />Did I tell you lately that I Love your Blog?<br /><br />Of course not- beacause BLOGGER RAN me over!!! As did life. I think I hit your funk patch--but HIT didn't kill me!<br /><br />You are special. You also have special needs--LOL!<br /><br />Hugs sweet gal---I'm baaaaack!<br /><br />JohnFull-On-Forwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12964018803560952364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-62685948314126453162011-07-12T08:56:24.560-07:002011-07-12T08:56:24.560-07:00Ahmnodt Heare - They're practically flagging y...<b>Ahmnodt Heare</b> - They're practically flagging you down asking you to hit them! Yellow just screams, "Hi! I need you to run me over!"<br /><br /><b>Darth Weasel</b> - Hahaha those people do piss me the fuck off but I limited my running over to physical bodies. I wouldn't do a ton of damage to someone in a car. I definitely can't say that I've never thought about just giving them a good old fashioned shove from the rear with the front of my car though.Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-88306601838621069712011-07-12T08:43:30.073-07:002011-07-12T08:43:30.073-07:00You missed one...people who slow to zero miles an ...You missed one...people who slow to zero miles an hour, swing WAAAAAAAAYYYYYY out to the left to turn into a driveway, thus ensuring nobody else can get by them, even on a 4 lane road. Smurfing idiots.Darth Weaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01371680007744419495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-52360424360182485352011-07-12T07:33:02.486-07:002011-07-12T07:33:02.486-07:00Someone should tell the people dressed in Yellow t...Someone should tell the people dressed in Yellow that Teletubbies come in other colors. I might not hit just one person wearing yellow, but when that many people wear yellow, it must mean they belong to a gang and must be dealt with accordingly. (Run them over works for me.)Ahmnodt Hearehttp://ahmnodtheare.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-63560777816509616942011-07-12T07:03:36.798-07:002011-07-12T07:03:36.798-07:00Elliot MacLeod-Michael - I know right? The whole, ...<b>Elliot MacLeod-Michael</b> - I know right? The whole, "People dressed in yellow" was supposed to be ridiculous but when I googled it and saw that I was like, "Yup. Perfect."<br /><br /><b>Laughing Vault</b> - Perhaps. I thought of a new one today but ideas are not often forthcoming with me. It takes a good two weeks or so before I think of something to write about. I'm just not that creative I suppose.Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-68333623826683557612011-07-12T03:31:09.917-07:002011-07-12T03:31:09.917-07:00new post any time soon? :)new post any time soon? :)Ante Babajahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08253796291487786953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-44981147100728849522011-07-10T19:19:35.238-07:002011-07-10T19:19:35.238-07:00Firstly, you are definitely not alone. Secondly, t...Firstly, you are definitely not alone. Secondly, the people in the pokemon outfits deserve to die any way you look at it.Elliot MacLeod-Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03101422996950773526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-83891172513000099642011-07-08T12:03:21.834-07:002011-07-08T12:03:21.834-07:00Mandy_Fish - Me too, I am not a fan of bumper stic...<b>Mandy_Fish</b> - Me too, I am not a fan of bumper stickers. I don't care how stupid or broken down your ride is, adding stickers doesn't help.Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-57177863968909614182011-07-07T19:05:55.140-07:002011-07-07T19:05:55.140-07:00I feel the same way about bumper stickers. Or as I...I feel the same way about bumper stickers. Or as I like to call them, "Bumper Clutter."Mandy_Fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05561598721266208665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2113807012139552385.post-11467452538744810902011-07-07T10:36:39.847-07:002011-07-07T10:36:39.847-07:00WhisperingWriter - Me too girlfran, me too. I have...<b>WhisperingWriter</b> - Me too girlfran, me too. I haven't hit anyone yet. Knock on wood.<br /><br /><b>Laura Greene</b> - My family doesn't really have a points system, but I definitely do. It's a sliding scale depending on age and mobility. An old ass person is obviously a really easy target and might even die BEFORE you hit them, so they're on the low end. Small children who are fast and nimble are worth more points, as are people on moving objects (bikes, scooters, skateboards, roller blades, etc).Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.com